In my own Little Fantasy World

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Victoria’s dead

Amanda who’s really Emily is pregnant with jacks baby

Emily who is really Amanda is in love with jack but didn’t tell him because Amanda who is really Emily is carrying jacks baby

Emily’s (Amanda’s) mom is still alive

Declan wants nothing to do with charlotte because she exposed the frizzy haired girl he liked for having a sexual affair with her history teacher

Because of that and her mother being killed in the plane bombing Charlotte just attempted suicide (not sure yet whether she succeeded or not)

And tonight was the season finale!! I HAVE TO WAIT FOREVER FOR THE NEXT SEASON!! This finale was honestly one of the greatest tv finales I’ve ever seen!!

Ok so Katie was telling me about this book Fifty Shades of Grey, and it was like #1 on the iTunes books sellers, and my church is boycotting it so I was like alright I’ll give it a read….

So the story is about this girl Anastasia who is only averagely pretty who is graduating from college and falls in love with this super mega foxy awesome hot dood Christian Grey….and you think oh his name is Christian so he’s probably some wholesome standup guy right?? WRONG!! But I’ll get to that….

Anyways Grey is this 27 year old billionaire and Anastasia has to interview him for her school paper which she is not apart of (because that makes sense) and when she falls into his office….literally she FALLS into his office and it’s just like seriously?? You learned to walk when you were like 2!! You’d think she’d have the hang of it by now.. Well she interviews him and like every five seconds Grey laughs at an inside joke between him and himself and I’m just sitting there like hey author I would care about that if I was inside Greys head but you wrote this in first person so I don’t give a flying fuck about Grey silently laughing at something your never going to tell me..

Well turns out that Grey is this mega stalker….but he’s not even sneaky about it he just comes right out and says stuff like oh yah I found you because I tracked your cell phone….and you wanted to go home with your friend but then you passed out drunk so I took you back to my hotel room and made you sleep without pants on….

For some reason after all the stalking she’s still like oh I totally want to go out on a date with you even though I’m only 21.. So he takes her in his helicopter to his estate and he’s like I’m not going to have sex with you until you sign my contract….what the fuck?? So she signs it and he’s like alright let me show you my “playroom” DON’T BE FOOLED!! I thought his playroom was going to be full with Xboxes and Playstation’s and pinball machines….but no turn out it was a gigantic room full of whips and chains an handcuffs and all this other fucking creeptastic shit!! Then he goes on this rant about how he’s a dominant and he wants you to do exactly what he says and if your good your rewarded and if your bad your punished and I’m just like WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

If your not getting the picture here let me make it really clear….

THIS GUY IS A FUCKING SADIST!!!!

If I was Anastasia I would be like umm your a fucking psychopath and I am not signing a freaking contract to have you inflict physical pain on me for your own pleasure….I mean I feel like any other rational human being would do the same right?? WRONG!!

Anastasia was all like WHOOHOO where do I sign up!?!? (haha get it cuz she has to sign a contract….) any who’s then she drops the ball and she’s all like beeteedubs I’m a virgin and Grey FREAKED THE FUCK OUT!! And he was just like why didn’t you tell me!! Well let me answer that….because you have only known her for about two days, this is basically your guyses first date and topics on first dates don’t usually consist of talking about how many sexual partners you have….BUT I DUNNO MAYBE I AM WAY OFF!! I don’t know what you kids are doing these days maybe that’s how you introduce yourselves now….”Hi I’m Kristen, I enjoy quilting, have daddy issues, six cats, been with 9 men 2 females and have HIV!! So nice to meet you!!”

Anyways so after all that he’s like we’ll great now I have to have sex with you so your not a virgin anymore….yes because the reason why he was upset is because he didn’t want to take away her innocence so the only way to solve this problem is to take away her innocents.. Life all of a sudden makes sense!! And mind you that this is their like first date and they are already having sex….you know I live by the wise words of wisdom from myself which is “don’t fuck on the first date….it’s trashy!!” I mean hey I told that to my friend lizabeth….she didn’t have sex on her first date and her and that kid are still happily together!! My words of wisdom work!! But this bitch is all like dood have sex with me!!

So this novel is so fucked up you won’t even believe!! I guess it’s an erotic novel if your into all that sketchtastic weird kinky stuff….but it’s not really for me.. Or hey maybe it will get better I am only on chapter ten….but so far I do not recommend this book because it is just so fucking creepy weird and THIS KIND OF SHIT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE!!

That is all

BYEE

So I get a call from a guy named Rafid and he’s telling me that if I still want to come in he would take me.. So I in the end decide to go in and that was probably the best decision I could have ever made!! After Rafid and I went on rounds we sat in a back corner of the hospital, shared a Twin Popsicle, and talked about life.. It was awesome!! Then he was asking me like all this personal stuff and if I wanted a family or if I was going to focus on work.. I told him I wanted a family but I don’t want to make a spectacle of anything….then we went down to the cafeteria and Rafid and I were looking at all the candy and there was ring pops and I was like “yah I totally want to be proposed to with a ring pop because then I would be engaged & have a tasty treat!!” so then Rafid bought a red ring pop and fake proposed to me!! Haha after I said yes (obviously I said yes I am secretly in love with him) he grabbed a piece of paper wrote on it “just engaged” then he scotch taped it to the back of a wheel chair and we rode around the hospital on the wheelchair for a while getting really weird looks haha

Then Rafid texted dr Ashton and told him I had a seizure in the middle of the MICU just to freak him out haha that was funny!! Gosh Rafid is so much fun to hang out with he is seriously so funny!! Even though he has long hair I still think he is so freaking cute and I love him and yah….I love him….age doesn’t matter….goodbye I’m done :)